1. Notes: 564 / 2 days ago  from spitfiregurl (originally from battybravery)

    Having a Crazy Homicidal Beetle Stuck To Your Spine Sure Makes Things Awkward

    At the Supermarket
    Cashier: Would you like paper or plastic?
    Beetle: SENSING HOSTILE INTENTIONS
    Jaime: Wait, she's just-
    Beetle: INTERROGATE WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE
    Jaime: I'm don't need to interrogate her, I just need-
    Cashier: Excuse me?
    Jaime: No, not you, I'm just-
    Beetle: ANGER LEVELS RISING. KILL HER.
    Jaime: I'm not going to kill her!
    Cashier: What?!
    Beetle: ACTIVATING PLASMA CANNONS.
    Jaime: NO WAIT
    Cashier: Is that a gun?! SECURITY!
    Beetle: SHE IS TRYING TO GET BACKUP KILL HER KILL HER
    Jaime: Stop, this is just a big misunderstanding!
    Beetle: KILL HER KILL HER KILL HER
    Jaime: I'm not going to-
    Beetle: KILL HER
    Security: Kid, we're going to need you to leave the premises.
    Beetle: KILL THEM TOO
    Security: Kid!
    Beetle: SENSING HOSTILE-
    Jaime: THAT'S IT I'M JUST GOING TO GO HOME NOW I DIDN'T NEED THAT CEREAL ANYWAYS AY DIOS MIO THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS
    Beetle: ......
    Beetle: .........
    Beetle: *whisper* Kill them all.
  2. Notes: 47693 / 2 days ago  from amblr-ambles (originally from naughtylioness)

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  3. Notes: 48444 / 2 days ago  from amblr-ambles (originally from pusheen)

    (Source: pusheen)

  4. Notes: 263 / 2 days ago  from emziepoodlez (originally from meme-meme)

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  5. Notes: 4 / 2 days ago  from spitfiregurl

    I’m actually really scared Barry is going to die.

    spitfiregurl:

    Barry don’t die. Please don’t die. Please don’t die. 

    As much as I’m hoping Wally will become the Flash, I will actually cry if they kill Barry

  6. Notes: 1293 / 2 days ago  from adreus (originally from mtakara)
    mtakara: commission. Steph Brown Robin. I love my job :)

    mtakara:

    commission. Steph Brown Robin. I love my job :)

     
  7. Notes: 84901 / 2 days ago  from spitfiregurl (originally from sometimesoverwhelming)
    mystery-of-the-cake-topper: derperistical: scientificperfection: kittiesinthemorning: I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK #jfc put some salt around that thing gardening is fun and games until ＳＯＭＥＯＮＥ  ＳＵＭＭＯＮＳ ＳＡＴＡＮ

    mystery-of-the-cake-topper:

    derperistical:

    scientificperfection:

    kittiesinthemorning:

    I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard

    WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK

    #jfc put some salt around that thing

    gardening is fun and games until ＳＯＭＥＯＮＥ  ＳＵＭＭＯＮＳ ＳＡＴＡＮ

    (Source: sometimesoverwhelming)

     
  8. Notes: 127947 / 2 days ago  from amblr-ambles (originally from setyourphaserstostun)
    thisbitchtina: stillnot-ginger: nootherendoftheworldwilltherebe: dontbearuiner: sadienita: alittleveggies: requiemsong: mldmnnrdrprtr: crazylipgloss: thebatmanchild: athagazagoraphobic: invisicanada: About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I had a pokemon. Second, there was a part of me - and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be - that wanted to be the very best, like no one ever was. Third, Gary Oak was unconditionally and irrevocably a douchenozzle. Reblogging for the comment How old are you?  “ten” How long have you been ten? “…” HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN TEN Misty looked at Ash, his breathing still heavy from carrying her on his bike as fast as he could through the long grass outside of Pallet Town. “You’re eyes are impossibly huge and black,” Misty said. “Your hair is… incredibly pointy, and doesn’t need product. Your face changes size and shape based on your feelings… and sometimes you speak like - like you’re from the 90’s. You never spend money on anything; you don’t go to the bathroom.” The silence hung there, thick and heavy like a Snorlax blocking the bike path.  “How old are you?” Misty asked, not sure if she wanted to know. “Ten,” Ash replied, with a slight smirk and an almost amused tone. Misty new that wasn’t true. Ash wasn’t like the other boys her age. He wasn’t even like her older sisters who ran the gym in Cerulean City. He was wiser and his passion was genuine. Ash didn’t just want to catch them all, he needed to. He was going to be the best there ever was no matter how long it took, which gave Misty this nagging in the back of her mind. She had to know for sure. “How long have you been ten?” she asked. Her voice weak, knowing full well the answer could change everything she thought she knew. “A while…” Ash said. His voice trailing off, as if he were losing himself in a flood of memories. Misty let out a faint gasp. She knew now. She was certain. “I know what you are,” she declared, as if whatever had been holding her back from accepting the truth, finally let go of her hand and let her fall right down the Diglett hole. Ash eyes were alive now, flickering like the flame on a Charmander’s tale. He stared right into her and said, ”Say it… out loud. Say it.” Misty’s heart was pounding louder than the thud of a Marowak’s bone club attack. Despite the now eerily silent meadow, she could barely be heard as she whispered, “Pokemon Trainer.” ^^^better story than twilight LOL Filed under: Twilight parodies that are better than Twilight this post just keeps getting better A book I would read.

    thisbitchtina:

    stillnot-ginger:

    nootherendoftheworldwilltherebe:

    dontbearuiner:

    sadienita:

    alittleveggies:

    requiemsong:

    mldmnnrdrprtr:

    crazylipgloss:

    thebatmanchild:

    athagazagoraphobic:

    invisicanada:

    About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I had a pokemon. Second, there was a part of me - and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be - that wanted to be the very best, like no one ever was. Third, Gary Oak was unconditionally and irrevocably a douchenozzle.

    Reblogging for the comment

    How old are you? 

    “ten”

    How long have you been ten?

    “…”

    HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN TEN

    Misty looked at Ash, his breathing still heavy from carrying her on his bike as fast as he could through the long grass outside of Pallet Town.

    “You’re eyes are impossibly huge and black,” Misty said. “Your hair is… incredibly pointy, and doesn’t need product. Your face changes size and shape based on your feelings… and sometimes you speak like - like you’re from the 90’s. You never spend money on anything; you don’t go to the bathroom.”

    The silence hung there, thick and heavy like a Snorlax blocking the bike path. 

    “How old are you?” Misty asked, not sure if she wanted to know.

    “Ten,” Ash replied, with a slight smirk and an almost amused tone.

    Misty new that wasn’t true. Ash wasn’t like the other boys her age. He wasn’t even like her older sisters who ran the gym in Cerulean City. He was wiser and his passion was genuine.

    Ash didn’t just want to catch them all, he needed to. He was going to be the best there ever was no matter how long it took, which gave Misty this nagging in the back of her mind. She had to know for sure.

    “How long have you been ten?” she asked. Her voice weak, knowing full well the answer could change everything she thought she knew.

    “A while…” Ash said. His voice trailing off, as if he were losing himself in a flood of memories.

    Misty let out a faint gasp. She knew now. She was certain.

    “I know what you are,” she declared, as if whatever had been holding her back from accepting the truth, finally let go of her hand and let her fall right down the Diglett hole.

    Ash eyes were alive now, flickering like the flame on a Charmander’s tale.

    He stared right into her and said, ”Say it… out loud. Say it.”

    Misty’s heart was pounding louder than the thud of a Marowak’s bone club attack.

    Despite the now eerily silent meadow, she could barely be heard as she whispered, “Pokemon Trainer.”

    ^^^better story than twilight

    LOL

    Filed under: Twilight parodies that are better than Twilight

    this post just keeps getting better

    A book I would read.

    (Source: setyourphaserstostun)

     
  9. Notes: 10037 / 2 days ago  from adreus (originally from chipperow)

    fullmetalexorcist:

    pother:

    jimbobos:

    windmillzp:

    woobattier:

    chipperow:

    so i was on the Party City website and I came across this video and i almost cried laughing

    this is actually terrifying

    its like some sort of terrible cult

    baman rave

    “What do you want for your birthday, Harold?” “JUSTICE.”

    “TOO BAD NOW ALL OF YOU GET DEAD PARENTS.”

    “Wait wha—-“

    “YOU PUT ON THE MASKS, YOU ACCEPT YOUR FATE”

    omg i’m dying 

  10. Notes: 92 / 2 days ago  from adreus (originally from squid-skywalker)

    Dick and Babs

    Nightwing: “[Queen Bee’s] ability to control the minds of men is why Alpha is an all female squad for this mission.”
    Batgirl: “Oh really? And would you have felt the need to justify an all male squad for a given mission?”
    Nightwing: “Huh. Umm…There’s no right answer for that, um, is there, so…Nightwing out.”
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